Can't get enough

In the running for Funniest Moment of the Year in the academia is the translation into English by one of my school pupils of the word cerveza (beer, for those of you who've never had to learn the essentials of the language before a holiday to Spain, or any other Spanish speaking country for that matter). Apparently, if you're desirous of a nice cold pint, you should, upon entering any fine public house, petition the barkeep for Duff.

Homer would be proud.